Who am I? What even is this place?

Hi, my name is David. I’m a twenty-something who loves movies of all shapes and sizes. I have the honor of being one of the last remaining video store clerks in existence, and the privilege of being the go-to “horror guy” at my job. I’ve loved schlocky ’80s horror and B-movies for ages, and have recently begun digging through the immense back catalog of horror films I’ve missed out on over the years. As such, a lot of the films I watch are going to be about things that go bump in the night, or serial killers, or flesh-eating cannibals.

But if all that isn’t your jam, don’t worry! This blog isn’t just about dumb horror flicks.

I have a looooooooong list of movies that I want to watch but haven’t gotten around to yet. Coffee and Illithids is the place I’ll write my ramblings once I eventually get around to watching them. Some of them are classics I’m embarrassed I haven’t seen yet, and some of them are movies you might not ever have heard of. Regardless of what film I watch, my post about it will be riddled with grammatical errors that you can point out in the comments.

That’s great and all, but what’s an Illithid?

If you know what an Illithid is, you’re already a huge nerd and you’re past the point of saving. If you don’t know what an Illithid is, rejoice in the fact that you’re a normal human being and that you have friends and bathe regularly.

Also, Google exists. So, y’know. Have at ‘er.

On Everything Else

I can’t guarantee that posts on other subjects won’t creep in. I get pretty passionate about my hobbies and for all I know the entire purpose of this blog will change in a year. I hope to also collaborate with as many people as I can and get some of my friends to do some guest posts so that people who read this blog can get some cool and interesting stories and perspectives.

I hope you stick around and enjoy following my blogging journey!